brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(Source: rupikaur.com)

avahtml:

veronica: daddy?

kevin:

jeemyjamz:

they killing everybody out here in riverdale

• father & sons trying to have a wholesome diner breakfast? you ain’t safe.
  
• nasty ass pedophile teachers across the river? you ain’t safe.
  
• two teens trying to get it in? you ain’t safe.
  

sonypraystation:

did tumblr humor distort anyone elses sense of reality ? every fucking meme on here is drenched in 5 layers of irony and my brain cant differentiate jokes from anything. i went to craigslist saw a photo of a couch and just fucking lost it

snakegay:

snakegay:

interrogationspecialist:

snakegay:

snakegay:

snakegay:

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

YOU FOOL

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